The Joys of Motherhood:

You can have a baby's bib on for hours and it will stay bone dry- no spit up, no drool, nothing! Then you say to yourself "Ok, I think it's finally safe to take off this bib so we can see that trendy little ensemble you have on today." Then the second the bib is off and put to the side you hear it....blehhh and then you see it.... a nice little coin sized puddle of vom to complete the outfit! And you can totally hear your baby saying - "Duh! Mom, you should already know how this drill works. Now change me again and lets move on with our day, shall we?"

And as always a cute little smile and all is forgotten